a computer-programmer husband

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Husband(returning late from work): Good evening dear, Im logged

Wife: Have u brought the groceries? ​

Husband: Bad Command or file name. ​

Wife: But I told u in the morning. ​

Husband: syntax error. Abort? ​

Wife: what about my new T.V? ​

Husband: Variable not found. ​

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping. ​

Husband: sharing violation, access denied. ​

Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny. ​

Husband: Too many parameters. ​

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u. ​

Husband: Type mismatch. ​

Wife: U r useless. ​

Husband: Its by default. ​

Wife: Wt about your salary. ​

Husband: file in usetry later. ​

Wife: Wt is my value in this family. ​

Husband: Unknown virus​